VHS: The Thompsons S3.01

*速いテンポの音楽*

...All I'm saying is you don't know what's in that hair supplement, Herb.

But Marie, the bald man is the most discriminated against in America.

We're laughed at, talked down to...

...called "baldie", "egghead", "skinskull"...

Well that ends today, thanks for Peroxinil!

<ザー>

Ah, there you are Thompson. My, what a luscious head of hair.

A fellow with a mane like that shouldn't languish in the Lower Sector.

How would you like an executive position?

<ザー>

Marie, you have to help me! I'm out of Peroxinil! My hair's falling out again!

I'm sorry Herbie, but Congress just banned it...

<ザー>

Thompson! What happened to your hair?

No skinskull can be an executive! Back to the Lower Sector with you...

<ザー>

<sigh> I guess I'm just meant to be bald.

Well, you'll always be my favorite baldie...

<kiss>