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Grab, grab, grab a can of... POP!

Doop-ity doo. Wee-woo. Wee-woo.

Woo.

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You know why you'll like him the most?

He's only $49.99 plus postage and packing.

All I have to do is press this little button on his paw and...

I'm Tooks Bear! Let's go on an adventure!

We sure will Tooks!

For $49.99 who'd resist? Call now!

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