VHS: Ballincoolin S1.02

*jaunty Irish music*

Hello there.

Oh, hello Father. I'm Paddy Moore, general dogsbody.

Jacinta over at the pub is me daughter.

Oh, yes, Jacinta...

She's been talking about the handsome new priest all week.

I think she has her eye on you.

Her eye on... oh dear. I'm a man of the cloth, Mr. Moore.

And she herself used to be a woman of the veil. A nun. But she left the convent.

A beautiful girl like that? That's hard to believe.

Aye. Problem is she thinks the town is a type of convent too.

Says it's boring and nothing ever changes.

But something's changed now, hasn't it, Father?

What?

Your arrival, Father!

Barely here, and half the hearts of the town already melting over you...

Oh, crikey...

*jaunty Irish music*