VHS: Dark Agent

Rex? Nooo! What happened? Who did this to you?

John... John, it was... the drug lord, Pablo Estevez.

He... cut off my legs with a cocaine-powered laser...

Rex? Stay with me? Rex!!!

<bzzt>

And why should I trust a gringo, eh?

You have some cojones to walk in here. I could kill you right now...

My name's Spiral, Mr. Estevez. John Spiral.

I used to work for the British government.

And I'm offering you my services, as a newly minted freelancer.

*rires*

<bzzt>

We were blood brothers, Spiral! I trusted you. How could you betray me?

I was never working for you, Estevez.

I came here to kill you.

You sliced off my best friend's legs with a cocaine-powered laser.

Now I'll extend you the same courtesy...

<cocaine laser whirring>

*Estevez screaming*

That's what I call a low blow...