VHS: Dead Wrong S2.03

*funky, dramatic music*

Got a new case for you and Cooper, Larry. There's a sniper going around town...

... shooting sandwiches out of people's hands.

The press have dubbed him "The Sandwich Sniper."

Just when I thought I'd seen every type of lowlife scum the streets have to offer...

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*radio static* Okay, I see you, Larry. Just play it cool...

Boy, I sure do love sitting here in the open holding a delicious sandwich.

This sandwich contains parmesan, salami, chili sauce, and is served on rye bread...

I would hate for it to be destroyed by a long range shot.

Biting into the sandwich now... mmm...

*distant gunshot*

*radio static* Larry, come in! He just shot the sandwich out of my hand!

*radio static* I see him, fifth floor, to the north! Get after him!

Mmm... sandwich... nom nom...

*funky, dramatic music*