VHS: Dying Strike

*alarm blares* *machine gun fire, explosions*

Come out with your hands up, John. I know it's you.

No... no, it can't be...

Don't you recognize your own long lost twin brother's voice?

<ザー>

Now listen closely, Spiral. An exploding shoe. Tie the laces like so and throw it.

Ain't that a kick in the head...

<ザー>

*gunfire* *tank crushing cars*

Tanks for the memories.

<ザー>

I may have lost a leg, but I still have the upper hand. Miss Tiffany Hollowbrain.

Forget about me, John! Don't let him hack the satellite!

Alright, I'm coming out Max. You've won.

It's like looking a mirror, isn't it? Only you see a winner, while I see a pathetic loser.

Well, if you're going to kill me, I'd like to take off my shoes.

Yes, alright. You can die with comfortable feet. We are brothers, after all.

*explosion, alarms blaring*

What the... get him!

<ザー>

So now you've caught me, John. Congratulations. But it's all your fault.

You're the older brother. By four minutes.

I wanted adventures too. I wanted gadgets. I wanted girls with stupid names!

It's over Max.

*bomb beeping*

Oh, it is now John!

<evil laughter>