VHSホームビデオ: The Signs of Satanism

Hi, I'm Edward Stack. You probably know me from my TV series, Strangely True.

But today we're going to talk about something much realer than ghosts or aliens.

The 1990 census lists almost 2000 Satanists in America.

Hundreds of thousands more are suspected to live across America.

As loyal Americans, it is our job to report signs of Satanism to the police.

These signs include the following:

Houses which contain inverted crosses, red robes, and daggers.

Dead animals on bloody altars in forest clearings.

Children who refuse to say grace or the pledge of allegiance.

Citizens with bloody clothes, or who constantly smell strangely.

People who listen to rock music played backwards.

Cannibalism.

Adults who play violent computer games.

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