โฮมวีดีโอ: Final Regards

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I am recording this on July 1, 1993.

If you find this, I'm already dead.

My plan is to go to my workplace, Shoed for the Stars...

...at Crossroads Mall, where I will execute my boss, Paul Gates...

After that, whatever happens... happens.

I wish no-one else any harm, unless they attempt to stop me.

I was going to strike today, but unfortunately, phones are down...

...so I can't ascertain if Gates will be there.

But my pistol is loaded and ready.

Nothing will stop me carrying out my goals.